The Blog

Well, this is my first ever "Blog" and I haven't much to say.
Do I talk about me?
Hi, I'm Lisa, I'm clueless and I'm blogging
Or perhaps my life...
Blah Blah Blah, bitch whine moan! Where the hells my pizza?
Opinions are all the rave.
My mom says I'm cool.
I Suppose I could always... well... Blog

That's the problem with everything, there has never been a how to guide on anything important. On the rare exception, there is... but of course, it's in French.

How to tie your shoes in 1,2,3 seconds is in English, yet somehow I misplaced my copy of How to raise your children in a society brought to you by Bounty... the quicker picker upper.
Fads and commercials I see everywhere, but know one knows what they mean or where they came from. Like the Fad where we all settled fights with a deck of cards featuring some weird Japanese processed animals, or the commercial "I use it... I use it too... ask your doctor if you should use it" what is it and why would my doctor know... "Hey doc! You know that commercail, you know they one with the mysterious marketing. Do I need to use it?"
Wow people are dumb.
The Media topping the dummies of all dummies, always telling us things we shouldn't know. Telling us where the troops are going in a secret mission in Iraq as if the terrorists we are fighting don't have access to cable and a translator.
Or people yelling about the war like they know everything about it. These people are out there for our safety AND theirs. Willing do die for your right to be a bitch... And as for Afghanistan, we were invited by the government to fight the rebellions and terrorist groups. DEATH TO PETITIONERS haha... uhh.

... How did I get here? Oh the way my conversations go... a-sigh...

Anyway that was my first ever blog... The Blog. See you next time!